Dihydrogen monoxide, abbreviated H2O, commonly known as water, is my least favorite molecule. The reason for this is that it's very rude and when changed in temperature either direction from exactly 0 degrees Celsius, it takes more space. When it freezes, unlike every other molecule, it forms a crystal pattern, which causes it to increase in space with the intention of exploding soda cans you put in the fridge. When it heats up, it also expands (although this isn't as rude, it's just following suit with the laws of physics), and therefore causes your soda cans in the trunk of your car to explode.
Therefore, I deem dihydrogen monoxide to be the rudest molecule in existence.
~ W
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